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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

"I want coffee, I want tea, I want sex"

That is the hilariously ridiculous line of the day in this supposedly serious debate about whether there should be a legislation passed to "test male potency" before marriage. There are suggestions about "negotiating" for sex before marriage from the so-called experts.

Imagine a girl talking to her prospective groom/boyfriend: "You will have to make me coffee, no sugar, no cream, twice everyday. Sex, mornings and late-nights. Everyday you miss the morning sex, you will have to cook me dinner the whole week as a penalty. Ok?" And the guy goes.."err.. sounds good.. but in the night, my Cadillac is somewhat limp..so maybe I can cook half-dinner and instead of sex just have, you know, ummm, shower together."

Sounds more like one of those buy-one-get-one offers.

I hope we don't see an era of already-overbaggaged relationships too burdened by such pre-marital bargaining-for-car-esque "negotiation" sex.. If it happens, the "Cadillac" stands the risk of being 'parked' in a different garage everytime :)

4 comments:

Idling in Top Gear said...

I think the original point has been lost in translation. The actress wants to prevent impotent men from marrying women and divorcing them later citing infertility. Divorced women hardly ever get remarried because most Indian guys don't believe in buying pre-owned. So, the actress wants a purely medical potency/ fertility test done before marriage to ensure that women aren't left destitute. However, in true 24/7 news channel fashion, IBN has spun it to maximize viewership!

lifeinyour20's said...

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